Vitamin D Comic

View 1 - 10 results for vitamin d comic strips. Discover the best "Vitamin D" comics from Dilbert.com.

Dilbert Characters

Thank you for voting.

Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.

- Dilbert by Scott Adams

  • Email Comic
  • Share on Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Share on LinkedIn
  • Comments 0
  • Buy

Tags #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #job, #steal, #Card, #i.d., #continued, #hate, #it, #friend

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I got fired." Dilbert sits on the floor hugging his knees and says, "The crook who robbed our house used my company I.D. card to steal my job too." Dilbert sits in the dark and says, "All I have is you, my friend. Dogbert?" The caption says, "(Don't you hate it when they say) Continued."

Thank you for voting.

Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.

- Dilbert by Scott Adams

  • Email Comic
  • Share on Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Share on LinkedIn
  • Comments 0
  • Buy

Tags #Dogbert, #museum, #d.b. cooper, #hijacked, #demanded, #money, #parachute, #jumped, #robbing

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert holds a drapery cord and says to a man and a woman, "My museum is the only place you can see the remains of D. B. Cooper." Dogbert continues, "Cooper hijacked a jet, demanded money and a parachute, then jumped." Dogbert opens the curtain and says, "He learned that you should never get your parachutes from the same people you're robbing." A man's legs and a backpack are inside the display case.

Thank you for voting.

Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.

- Dilbert by Scott Adams

  • Email Comic
  • Share on Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Share on LinkedIn
  • Comments 0
  • Buy

Tags #bob, #Dogbert, #petition, #democracy, #complaints, #d-uhh

View Transcript

Transcript

Bob the Dinosaur asks Dogbert, "Will you sign my petition?" Dogbert asks, "What's it for, Bob?" Bob replies, "I didn't have any complaints, so it just says 'D-uhh." Dogbert says as he signs the petition, "Democracy is a wonderful thing."

Thank you for voting.

Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.

- Dilbert by Scott Adams

  • Email Comic
  • Share on Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Share on LinkedIn
  • Comments 0
  • Buy

Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #s.e.w.l.t.u.i.f.e, #lay dog, #society, #engineers, #initials, #everything, #acronyms, #unwashed, #masses, #technology, #b.f.d., #big furry deal

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert tells Dogbert, "I'm joining the S.E.W.L.T.U.I.F.E." Dilbert explains, "To the lay dog, it's known as the 'Society of Engineers Who Like to Use Initials for Everything.'" Dilbert continues, "We use acronyms to set us apart from the unwashed masses who don't understand technology." Dogbert replies, "B.F.D." The caption translates Dogbert's comment as "Big Furry Deal."

Thank you for voting.

Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.

- Dilbert by Scott Adams

  • Email Comic
  • Share on Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Share on LinkedIn
  • Comments 0
  • Buy

Tags #d chop, #television, #feel safer, #screens, #violent shows, #news, #Sports, #dramas, #sexual innuendo, #comedy commercials, #weather reports, #tornado rips, #Entertainment

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table. Dilbert holds a device and says, "I call my invention the D-Chip Television Filter." Dogbert says, "I feel safer already." Dilbert explains, "It screens out any show with violence." Dogbert replies, "There goes the news, sports and dramas." Dilbert says, "It also gets rid of shows that feature dishonesty or sexual innuendos." Dogbert says, "Goodbye comedy and commercials." Dilbert says, "Let's hook it up." Dilbert sits on the couch holding the remote control and Dogbert sits on the backrest. Dilbert looks at the television and says, "All we're getting is weather reports." The newscaster says, "A huge tornado ripped through a . . ." There is a beep and then only static. Dilbert says, "It works! The evil can't get to us now, Dogbert." Dogbert says, "Unhook that #!*% thing or I'll rip off your leg and beat you to death with it."

Thank you for voting.

Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.

- Dilbert by Scott Adams

  • Email Comic
  • Share on Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Share on LinkedIn
  • Comments 0
  • Buy

Tags #marketing acronyms, #wrong ones, #different meaning, #o.r.d>, #b.g.g., #q.r.b., #doesn't require nudity

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok the Intern sits at the conference table between the Boss and Dilbert. Asok says, "Per marketing's request, I did an O.R.D. for the B.G.G. that resulted in a Q.R.B." Dilbert and Alice listen as Asok continues, "Then I discovered that marketing uses those acronyms for different things." Asok says, "Their version doesn't require nudity, just to pick one example." The Boss puts his hands to his face in frustration.

Thank you for voting.

Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.

- Dilbert by Scott Adams

  • Email Comic
  • Share on Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Share on LinkedIn
  • Comments 0
  • Buy

Tags #business failures/bankruptcies, #stock market, #innovative pordcuts, #in pipeline, #r&d budget, #firings, #sexy startup, #work smarter, #ironic, #money

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: Our stock is down 49% and we have no innovative products in the pipeline. CEO: Slash the R&D budget, fire 9,000 employees, and buy a sexy start-up company that we can run into the ground. Boss: We did all of that last year. CEO: Did I already tell the employees to work smarter? Boss: Yes. They thought you were being ironic.

Vitamin D Comic

Source: https://dilbert.com/search_results?terms=vitamin%20d